Intro

Greetings, cosmonauts and welcome to the Starkid Precarious Auditory Concert Experience
Before you're teleported aboard our starship, we have a few announcements to make
Our performers have been frozen in sensory deprivation chambers to avoid the side effects of light-speed travel
Unless you'd like to send them into a fit of "space madness", please refrain from using flash photography
Also, video recording is strictly forbidden. This concert employs many top secret technologies that we don't want to fall into the hands our enemies, the Dikrats
If your human body has sensitivities to fog, strobe lights, bubbles or awesome harmonies, please, get away from the stage
Now, take a moment to locate exits around the space station, strap yourselves in and prepare to blast off with The SPACE Tour!

And I'll just switch this microphone to off
Okay guys, what are we going to do for this thing?
For what Brian?
Joey, the concert, we didn't rehearse anything
But we set aside so much rehearsal time

I know, but we used all that rehearsal time to learn the choreography to Beyoncés new music video, "Love on Top"
Which we can't even perform because it's copyrighted material
Ah, that's too bad, we'd gotten so good at it
Especially you Joey, your snaps are so snappy
Really Meredith? Thanks, I had a lot of trouble at first, but-
No, you're a natural

Hey, guys, we gotta focus, I think I hear people out there
Wait, you guys, Nick and Matt wrote us a script
Oh, great, Jaime, let's use that
Oh, wait, no, I left it on the bus
Jaime, I'm gonna pound you to smithereens

Woah, Lauren, is that mic on?
No, uh, I think green means off, Mark
Then why are you passing it around for this secret conversation backstage?
Get outta here, Mark! What do you know about sound equip-a-ment anyways?
Yeah, now get out there and play drums for us
Oh, thanks, guys

All right, all right, let's just go back to the bus, grab some snacks, get so snuggly and comfy, and figure out what we're gonna do here tonight
Meredith, we don't have time for that, the music is starting
Crap, Dylan's right, uh, the fog machine's on, let's just leave
Woah, check out what I found
Guys, everybody put one of these on
Aww, these shoes don't fit
Jaime, you wear it on your head

Oh, wait, I saw 'N Sync do this once
You guys, we know the dance to "Bye, Bye, Bye", let's just do that
No, no, no, it's copyrighted material
Shh, here we go!