Two of a Kind

Two of a kind
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We're two of a kind

Two of a kind
It's my observation
We're two of a kind

Like peas in a pod
And birds of a feather
Alone or together you'll find
That we are two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind

What's so wrong thinkin' life is a song and reaching for a star
Who's to say if we'll go the whole way, at least, we got this far
Sharin' our lives, our vittles and viands, we're two of an ilk
Say, "What if we've got rare chateaubriands or crackers and milk?"

Makin' it plain
Explainin' it fully
We're simila-larly inclined
'Cause we are two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind

Two of a kind
When he's out of rhythm
I'm singin' off key
(I never heard you do that, John)

Hey, never you mind
'Cause I'm stickin' with 'em
To C above C
(They're easy for me)

Oh, need we explain
When he warbles sweetly
I'm flat and completely behind
'Cause we are two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind

I get kicks when I meet the cute chicks
Who hang around this lad
And especially when they whisper to me
"Hey, honey, who's your dad?"

Two of a sort
Like two pomegranates from off the same tree
Oh, I'm with you, sport, whatever you plan
It a-goes double with me
(It goes double with you, huh?) Yeah!

I got a terrible thought
Most frankly upsetting
And yet we are gettin' resigned
To being two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind

We're two of a kind
We like workin' single or workin' in twos
Keep us in mind, give us a jingle
Got taps on our shoes (we'll dance!)

We're both of us like the Tower of Pisa
I'm-a lean-a like he's-a inclined
'Cause we are two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind
'Cause we are two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind