I Like to Smoke Weed

You try and tell me what I'm doing is wrong.
But you're the one who's drinking and driving yourself home.
Who am I really hurting, if I get a little bit high?
One things for sertant: You really aughta give it a try.
I like to smoke weed.
And I like it alot.
You like your liquor, but I love my pot.
It don't make me hungover or act like an ass.
So enjoy your drinking.
I'll enjoy my grass.
How many nights have you slept on the commode.
Your face burried in that cool porcelen bowl.
You threw up on yourself cause you forgot to lift the lid.
The only thing that happens to me; I eat everything in my fridge.
Cause I like to smoke weed.
And I like it alot.
You like your liquor but I love my pot.
It don't make me hungover, or act like an ass.
So you can drink your liquor.
And I'll smoke my grass.
So there Mr.
DUI, who do you think you are.
You breathe into a breathilizer just to start your car.
Instead of blowing out, you could have been sucking in.
I bet you do things my way now if you had to do it over again.
You like to smoke weed.
And you like it alot.
You say fuck liquor, I'd rather smoke pot.
It don't make me hungover or act like an ass.
You aughta give up drinking, start smoking grass.
You aughta give up drinking, start smoking grass.