Song for Losers
I'm a pretty good guy
I scrub behind my ears each morning
And I floss every night
I care about the environment
Nowadays people seem to admire that
And yet
It's so hard to find a friend
If you don't drink
If you don't smoke
If you don't wanna poke
Everything with a pulse
You're a loser
A disaster
They're perpetually telling you to grow up faster
Well, if that's what it takes to be cool
Someone needs to change the rules
I'm impossibly kind
I'll never ever forget your birthday
And I'll always care what's on your mind
I'll go with you to the fair
And maybe if we're lucky I can win you a bear
So where
Is someone when I need someone there?
Well, if you don't drink
If you don't smoke
If you don't wanna poke
Everything with a pulse
You're a loser
A disaster
They're perpetually telling you to grow up faster
Well, if that's what it takes to be cool
Someone needs to change the rules
I'm a vegan
And I ride my bicycle whenever I can
I've got a feeling I could save the world
If I had someone to help me
Outside on every street
I pass a multitude of people
That I'd never wanna meet
As they stagger to a place where they'll carouse all night
I just wanna cry and yell at them with all my might
I just wanna stop and tell them that it's not okay
For them to fritter every moment of their lives away like that!
I wanna say, hey! Why can't you see?
You don't know what a party is
Till you've hung out with me
We can dance through the puddles in the empty streets
We can warm up and cuddle in between the sheets
We can make popcorn on the stove
We can watch X-men parts 1, 2, and or 3
But if you don't drink
If you don't smoke
If you don't wanna poke
Everything with a pulse
You're a loser
A disaster
They're perpetually telling you to grow up faster
Well, if that's what it takes to be cool
Someone needs to change the rules
Send me back to elementary school
So I can play all day in my kiddy pool
Never have to worry about how buff I'm not
Never have to worry about how tough I'm not
And maybe I won't even notice whether I am loved or not
I dunno
I dunno
I don't know oo-oh, oo-oh, oo-oh
Well, I don't know what to do
I'm in a quandary
It's clear I need somebody
But I cannot seem to find out who
And if they're anything like me
It's likely that this person will be tricky to see
So if you do
Would you please refer them to me?
'Cause I don't drink
And I don't smoke
But I could brighten up
Your day with a joke
If you'd let me
Once you've met me
Maybe I can make it so you never wanna forget me
Maybe we could change the rules
I scrub behind my ears each morning
And I floss every night
I care about the environment
Nowadays people seem to admire that
And yet
It's so hard to find a friend
If you don't drink
If you don't smoke
If you don't wanna poke
Everything with a pulse
You're a loser
A disaster
They're perpetually telling you to grow up faster
Well, if that's what it takes to be cool
Someone needs to change the rules
I'm impossibly kind
I'll never ever forget your birthday
And I'll always care what's on your mind
I'll go with you to the fair
And maybe if we're lucky I can win you a bear
So where
Is someone when I need someone there?
Well, if you don't drink
If you don't smoke
If you don't wanna poke
Everything with a pulse
You're a loser
A disaster
They're perpetually telling you to grow up faster
Well, if that's what it takes to be cool
Someone needs to change the rules
I'm a vegan
And I ride my bicycle whenever I can
I've got a feeling I could save the world
If I had someone to help me
Outside on every street
I pass a multitude of people
That I'd never wanna meet
As they stagger to a place where they'll carouse all night
I just wanna cry and yell at them with all my might
I just wanna stop and tell them that it's not okay
For them to fritter every moment of their lives away like that!
I wanna say, hey! Why can't you see?
You don't know what a party is
Till you've hung out with me
We can dance through the puddles in the empty streets
We can warm up and cuddle in between the sheets
We can make popcorn on the stove
We can watch X-men parts 1, 2, and or 3
But if you don't drink
If you don't smoke
If you don't wanna poke
Everything with a pulse
You're a loser
A disaster
They're perpetually telling you to grow up faster
Well, if that's what it takes to be cool
Someone needs to change the rules
Send me back to elementary school
So I can play all day in my kiddy pool
Never have to worry about how buff I'm not
Never have to worry about how tough I'm not
And maybe I won't even notice whether I am loved or not
I dunno
I dunno
I don't know oo-oh, oo-oh, oo-oh
Well, I don't know what to do
I'm in a quandary
It's clear I need somebody
But I cannot seem to find out who
And if they're anything like me
It's likely that this person will be tricky to see
So if you do
Would you please refer them to me?
'Cause I don't drink
And I don't smoke
But I could brighten up
Your day with a joke
If you'd let me
Once you've met me
Maybe I can make it so you never wanna forget me
Maybe we could change the rules
Credits
Writer(s): Stephan Christopher Nance
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