Yeti

You ate my plants, you ate my plants
While I'd juggle you'd dance
And I'd braid clowns all day
I got wool slacks and a gerbil with lice
A crazy Asian chicken, a few hogs
And I watched Lost all day

Yeti, I called but you ran to the forest
Yeti, I love you but you're bad and you're foreign
Yeti I'd go but you're wet and you're furry and funky

Thought we could change and make you tame
Exotic Covered-In-Poo Man
Put on a wig and forget
I'll give you a loan, I'll give you coke
Whatever you wanted to do, man
Let's hide away in the forest dew (just me and you)

Yeti, I called but you ran to the forest
Yeti, I love you but you're bad and you're foreign
Yeti I'd go but you're wet and you're furry and funky

You're a pig, you pig
Stop eating, yeah
Your body's getting too big (you pig)
You're a bigfoot, yeah
No more chicken and cow
And cow, and cow
No more chicken and cow
You're too big, you're too big
You're a bad disease

Yeti, I called but you ran to the forest
Yeti, I love you but you're bad and you're foreign
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Yeti (I pushed you away)
Yeti (but you begged for it)
Yeti (I wish we could stay)
Yeti (here in our love forest)

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