I Hate Geese

I Hate Geese

I love ducks
They're brown and cute
They don't bother anyone.
They look at you when you say "hi'
And wave their tail feathers when you walk by.
Wave their tail feathers when you walk by.

I like squirrels
They are fun and playful
They look at you before they dart away.
They climb trees
And make the park visitors feel at ease.
They make me feel at ease.

I like the swans
So graceful and magnificent
Their necks are long and strong
They sometimes have an attitude
But that's because they are swans.
Yeah, they're swans.

I could even like a rat
When they are bigger
They are like squirrels with haircuts.
They graze in the garden after dark
And nothing goes to waste.
Nothing goes to waste.

I sort of like pigeons
They are proud little birds
With bobbing beaks and heads.
They are dirty that's for sure
But they don't know any better
They don't know any better.

I hate geese.
I hate geese.
I hate geese.
Filthy disgusting obnoxious
Filthy little geese.
Geese, geese, geese,geese, geese!