Booty Call

I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine
Mum said, "Lights off", but they're still on at half nine
There's nothing gay 'bout doing nails and doing hair
Nor nothing gay 'bout three boys playing truth or dare

That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs
To-to my surprise it was my phone instead
Dru makes an interception, grabs my phone out my hand
"Hello, you've reached the midnight beast, you're ruining our plans"

B-double-O-T-Y
It's three over average girls calling three under average guys
We're fucked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day (hey)

No, I wanna play cluedo with my bro's
No, I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
No, I don't want a ho, I want a comforting look
When Noah kisses Allie in the notebook

Booty, booty, it's just a booty call
Booty, booty, even if you're boo-tee-full (hey, hey)
It's just a booty call (hey, hey)

Now my phone's on silent, they still call on private number
I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber party
I'm in my dressing gownie, while Ashley's making brownies
Dru is in the back room playing twister on his own

Hell yeah, we're wearing our Jim-Jams
Hell yeah, we're playing a flute
Hell yeah, we're showing our sizes
The fucking surprise is that yours hasn't grown

And then I hear my B-double-O-T-Y
It's three over average girls calling three under average guys
We're fucked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day

B-double-O-T-Y
It's three overconfident, stereotypical cheerleader types
We're fucked up and we wanna have fun
You could be the boys, we'll regret when we're done (hey no!)

I wanna play sleeping lions
(No) I'm busy defending Zion
(No) there's no point in calling 'cause I'll never respond
The boys and me are getting tips from legally blonde

Booty, booty, it's just a booty call
Booty, booty, even if you're boo-tee-full (hey, hey)
It's just a booty call (hey, hey)

I'm not a booty call, I'm just a normal boy
I want to stay at home and play with all my toys
We are three boys, not looking for three girls

My ringtone's like a missile bringing war to my world
Cheese-strings, party rings are my favorite things
Marshmallow with hot chocolate, bitch, we're living like kings, kings, kings

(No) I wanna have cheese pepperoni
(No) I wanna play my little pony
(No) I don't wanna ho, I want a chocolate fountain
Whilst we snuggle up to watch broke back mountain

Booty, booty, it's just a booty call
Booty, booty, even if you're boo-tee-full (hey, hey)
It's just a booty call (hey, hey)

Booty, booty, it's just a booty call
Booty, booty, even if you're boo-tee-full (hey, hey)
It's just a booty call (hey, hey)