Dear Hugh

Ok you guys, Dear Hugh
Ready? One, two, three, four!

Dear Hugh, how are you?
I wanna tell you something bout me, oh me
I'm living in this corny fantasy, you see
Where I'm surrounded by you, oh Hugh

And in my dream
I was Jean Grey, you were my Wolverine
You were my Drover, I was Sarah Ashley
So why on earth can't you just be, with me

Can't you just see that I am cute, and sweet
And very worthy of you
Don't hesitate to contact me, Hugh
I can be anything you need me to be
So why won't you just call me?

Dear Hugh, oh Hugh
I like to dream about you, sweet Hugh
Why can't we be together, just me and you
If only my boyfriend could be you
(If only he could be like you)
Oh Hugh, I do
Believe I'm meant to be together with you
If only you'd believe the same as I do
We'd be the perfect pair that Hollywood knew

So, you've seen Halle Berry
Practically naked, she ain't gorgeous like me
And Famke Janssen ain't as talented as me
I got the curves that on Nicole, you didn't see

And even though
Scarlett Johansson may kiss like a pro
Her lips ain't half as soft as mine could be
And did I mention I like Lipton Ice Tea?

Don't you know that I'll be there for you
Maybe even when your career is through
I'll give you more than the average fan can do
I can be anyone you need me to be
So why, won't you just love me?

Oh Hugh
Why won't you love me?
Love me, oh
I want Hugh, Hugh, Hugh
I said I love you, you, you
I want Hugh

Dear Hugh, oh Hugh
I like to dream about you, sweet Hugh
Why can't we be together, just me and you
(Baby just me and you)
If only my boyfriend could be you
(If only he could be like you)
Oh Hugh, I do
Believe I'm meant to be together with you
If only you'd believe the same as I do
We'd be the perfect pair that Hollywood knew

Oh
Oh Hugh