The Vowel Song

Hi, I am Nathan Explosion from Dethklok
I've been asked to read a little public announcement
Here we go
Today, elite karaoke is a very real problem
Here are some statistics, I guess

90 mil-, mil-lion
90 mil-lion US adults are funking the chilli a lot -
A load, they can't read, they can't read anything
This is taking so fucking long, I can't believe this
I have things I need

Here we are trying to do our part
To remeld, remedy the sit-tuation
Situation, that is what they're trying -
Sometimes it's hard to jack-off without reading something that gets you in the mood
So you gotta read something like, something about knockers
Sweaty knockers, bouncing, dangling in front of your face
You know, stuff like that, then that's where reading comes in
Here is a song that's going to help you read
Brought to you by Zimmers Hole and Nathan Explosion

A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes
Why are you wasting my air?
Why are you still here?
Why must I tolerate? No debate, eliminate!
A, E, I, O, U suck, suck

That's about it
Oh, mind you, if you go to a restaurant
You should actually just order cheeseburger
Everyone's got a cheeseburger
You don't really have to use reading for that