Too Fat Polka (She's Too Fat for Me) [Larry Chesky & Pappa Chesky's Polka Band]

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her.
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her.
Hey, please do that for me.
Now, she's too fat.
She's too fat.
She's too fat for me.
Oh, I get dizzy, I get numbo, when I'm dancing with my jum-jum-jumbo!
I don't want her, you can have her.
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me.
Oh,
I don't want her, you can have her.
She's too fat for me.
Now she's too fat, much too fat.
She's too fat for me!
Can she prance up a hill?
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
Now, can she dance a quadril?
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
Now, does she fit in my coup?
Oh, by herself she's a group!
Now, could she she possibly, you know, sit upon my knee?
OH NO!
NO!
NO!
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her.
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her.
Hey, please do that for me.
She's too fat, much too fat.
JOLLY HOLY MACKEREL!