Nutshot Rap "Nutshot"

Nutshot
Nutshot
Nutshot
Nutshot
I'm a sniper,
On a mission,
and you're wishin' that I'm missin'.
But I be blasting shots off with epic precision.
You're hoping that you find me before I find you.
Sending lead downrange, now you're totally screwed.
And while headshots are fully legit.
I want to aim for something smaller, that is harder to hit.
I got a bullet in the chamber straight ready to bust.
And I ain't aiming for your head, I straight aim for the nuts.
Boom nutshot.
I know my aim is scary.
I don't aim for the head, I aim for the twig and berries.
Boom nutshot.
Talk about a low blow.
I'll hit your bean bag, where did your sack go?
Scoped in, your chin, I being to drop my aim.
Bringing the pain, making it rain, while I'm shooting at your taint.
No escape, no break, and I can hardly wait to pull the trigger.
Eeny Meeny Miney moe,
yup the left nut is bigger.
Blah Blah, I be shooting like a boss
Your purple headed trouser snake is paying the cost.
My scope is out and i think I'm really needing to tune it.
You step in my path and I'll make you a Eunuch.
Boom nutshot.
All the way across the map.
I'll aim for your crotch,
take out your mushroom cap.
Boom nutshot.
I'm aiming for the donkey rope.
Hey it's Justin Beiber, we're going to need a microscope.
"Uh, can we zoom in real quick? I know it's almost invisible,
I mean he's hung like a tic-tac, but please, PLEASE,
I want to shoot Justin Bieber in the nuts.
Maybe the Hubble Telescope will work."
WHAT WHAT!
I don't discriminate, so ladies don't be mad.
You come to take me out, I'll shoot you in your vag.
You got no balls at all, sitting here in front of me.
But if you really want to play, I'll shoot you in your ovaries.
I be blastin' dudes nuts, like a drunk drinks wine.
Gonna put 3 shots where the sun don't shine.
Blah Blah Blah, yup I'm the pain bringer.
I take aim bitch and shoot your yogurt slinger.
Boom nutshot.
Yup I be bringing thunder.
Blastin' caps at your lap, now you're the nutless wonder.
Boom nutshot.
You can try to run instead, I'll aim right through your legs,
and shoot your little head.
Boom nutshot.
Yup you can try to own me,
but you know I'll take you out, shootin' your baloney pony.
Boom nutshot.
You know I ain't afraid.
And once I line the target up, you'll never ever get laid.
Big Jim and Kids,
Uh-huh,
the Meat Whistler, Dude Piston, Boink Swatter,
what, what?
The Fap Missile, Drive Shaft, Mudflaps,
Harry and the Hendersons,
Albino Cave Dweller, Pork Sword, and the Wonder Twins,
Kibble and Bits, Fish and Chips, a Tool, The Little Short Bus,
and a Hairy Squirrel Fool.
Aiming for the Fonzi, like little Henry Winkler, Man Cannon,
Jizz Javelin, and the Sperm Sprinkler.
I'm taking 'em out, ha ha whatever bro.
Boom nutshot.
Now you got a camel toe.
Shoot you in the junk, now how you gonna' pee?
"You're half the man you used to be."
Franks and Beans!
Nutshot.
Blastin' your balls.
Scrotum, Scrotum.