The Best Ex You Ever Had

I only know one way to skin a cat
And that is not a pretty sight
But you know sometimes
You've got to roll your sleeves up and get stuck in

And when you walked out you left one foot in the door
It's that persistent itch you know you can't ignore
Ignore

'Cos you know that nobody knows you like I do
Nobody else hits the spot
When you're arching your back and you're holding your breath
So just bite down, bite down on my pillow
And admit I'm the best ex you ever had

So you say I'm not quite cool enough for you
Now you're missing, yes you're missing all the heat
Like a fool I let you do just as you please
And we're breaking protocol again

Oh, Ooh
Don't worry I won't embarrass you
On the street anymore
I'll just turn, I'll just turn the other cheek

And my replacements, they all turned out to be ersatz
And you're mourning the lack of the magic afterglow
And you end up time after time back in my bed
Just admit I'm the best ex you ever had
Just admit I'm the best ex you ever had
I'll admit you're the best ex I'll ever have