Space Slingin'

I was in a deep sleep snug
Awakened from a dream buggin
Starin at the mean mug of a giant green bug
A ufo gleamin that seemed fit for king tut
The scene stuck, up in my head like crazy glue
Laser beam pupils and a mouth full of saber-tooth
Take me to your leader or a liter of some 80 proof
Check this UFO my dude it's not your Mercedes coupe
I turned to grab a drink think I should obey these dudes
Either crazy aliens or aliens are crazy cool
Considered it and tripped spillin gin on the space slinger
Take it easy earthling, we came for peace bringin
We just wanna see your finest females g stringin
Possibly a sweet singing beauty that can strum too
We specialize in drunken monkey microphone kung fu
And meditate to Sun-Ra orbiting the sun moon
I'd like to offer you the opportunity to come too
One Q, why the fuck you come to Earth for?
We're from outer space where the currency is worth more
Plus you got the best jazz records and the prime green
But you crashed up into my crib, why me?

Space slinging, phase in, alien invasion
Space slinging, phase in, alien invasion
Space slinging, phase in, alien invasion
Alien invasion, alien invasion

Alien
Ya laser beams start to reel me in
Passed out and woke up in the small cell they sealed me in
Extremities numb but I finally start to feel again
Wondering the next time I'm gonna eat a meal again
Shit has just gotten real again
Returnin to the outer realm
Feel my skin burnin
Swervin in and out of hell
I can't see where I'm turnin
It's hard to tell, temp fell
Crashed, must've went well
Still intact only real damage is a bent shell
Feel the impact as the spaceship crash landed
This land looks abandoned, step out
Now I'm on a dark beach
At least, I can still feel my heart beat
Sharp pieces in the sand cut me up like shark teeth
Shit reeks
Like dead animals surroundin me
It feels like there's a million hammers in my head poundin me
A sea of pain drownin me, going insane
The Guantanamo way
This life's like a game of dominos
Strange figures in the distance, might be the abominable
Snowman, alone and
I'm feeling like a nomad
Starring in a tragedy
Lost in a far distant corner of the galaxy
And I'm the protagonist and the antagony
The agony is draggin me I'm panicking
Manic then back to reality

Space slinging, phase in, alien invasion
Space slinging, phase in, alien invasion
Space slinging, phase in, alien invasion
Alien invasion, Alien invasion

I was up in the space cannon
Take off from the bass pad
And I begin to barrel through whats left of this wasteland
Destination undefined, inhale respiration
Exhalation rewind, check for information
A map or a postal code
Froze for a second and my brain went into overload
Message from command center to the cerebellum sent
Requesting feedback report and dope rhyme development
Cerebellum to command
I've done a full analysis understand
Your brain's a wonderland like Alice's
Full of rhyme structures, great walls and palaces
But it's overloading leavin all controls powerless
I need a calculator just so I can keep count of it
There's infinite amounts of this
Perhaps you need to organize your shit and sort it out a bit
That's ridiculous, my spitting is meticulous
Pay no attention to this pessimistic hypocrite
Ayo stop ripping it, I'm only tryin to set it straight
It's an overwhelming rate at which your rhymes accumulate
I can hardly comprehend the way that you communicate
It's getting so funky that I think we need to fumigate
Are you losing it? The funkier the freak show
The higher that the hovercraft I'm riding through the streets go
I'm hopin I can reach the outer galaxies
So reset, refresh, relax, regain your faculties