Something Isn't Right Here

Campbell (sang):
I put her on the team she was green as she could be,
I took a lot of heat no one wanted her but me,
All my dreams were coming true, i was captain it was cool,
Then im suddenly redist-... redis. sent to another school,
So skylers next in line but somehow skyler flunks!
So kyler should be captain but kylers blowing chunks,
Is this all coninscidence to some related incident that happened to occur,
Miraculusly making way for her

Something isnt right here, i dont know what it is, none of this should be happening,
But it is, oh but it is, its like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages

Campbell(Spoken):
Hang on just one second, ill be right there.

Eva (Spoken): CAMPBELL!

Campbell (spoken): Nice Hair

Eva (spoken): Thanks! you know youve always been my inspiration

Campbell (sang):
Cearly, Something isnt right here, i got a spidy sense,
Too much has been going down to chalk it up to coincidence

Eva (spoken): What coincidence?

Campbell (spoken): that up, a sophmore, suddenly became captian of the squad

Eva (Spoken): what? you think i did all of this on purpose,
i would never take anything away from you

Campbell (spoken): Steven?

Steven (spoken): BABY! what are you doing here?

Campbell (sang): something isnt right here

Steven (spoken): baby its no big

Campbell (sang): Something isnt right here

Steven (spoken): Eva\'s helping me with trig

Campbell (sang): youre alibi\'s pathetic im here to call your bluff,
there no way he studies trig, theres no way he cares enough,
made the team and you made captian, now youre all up in his stuff!

Eva (spoken): Campbell! campbell im your friend

Campbell (spoken): steven i dont think we should see each other for a while.
Like forever while

Steven (spoken): baby What?

Campbell (sang):
She did it, she did it, she came up with a plan to take all that she took,
My team, my school, my man, next she\'ll win the lotto,
Or crap a four leaf clover, can i just eb me who sees how she screwed us over!

Kyler (sang): so its her fault i got mono, and for Skyler failing too,
and she somehow got you transfered and this whole things about you

Skyler (sang): yeah our teams without a captian and our chances arent great,
but dont blame it on you mini me she stepped up to the plate

Kyler (sang): shes barely out of diapers

Skyler (sang): an yet youre sure its true

Both Skyler & Kyler (sang):
shes getting with youre man who we all know worships you

Skyler (sang): yeah i see whats wrong unless you have more to tell us

Kyler (sang): youre parinoid

Skyler (sang): youre crazy

Both Skyler & Kyler (sang): or maybe youre just jealous