Alien Hermaphrodite Lover

You made it with Ziggy some years ago
Had a thing for human beings
But you don't age the same way that we do
You still look good in jeans
Somehow you stowed away
You made it on the homeward shuttle flight
And the next thing that I knew
You were tapping on my window late at night

Kinda pretty, kinda tough
I let you in, but was I man enough?
Kinda handsome, kinda weird
Could you ever grow a beard?
I asked just how you were arranged
You said, "ever seen a werewolf change?"
Well I hadn't, but I came to guess
There were only sometimes that you filled-out a dress

Well you've got a name I can't pronounce
It makes our love hard to announce
But that don't matter when we're under the covers
My alien hermaphrodite lover
My alien hermaphrodite lover
My alien hermaphrodite lover
My alien hermaphrodite lover

You asked if you could date my sister
On the days we call you mister
It might be incest once-removed
But who am I to harsh your groove?
My sister stipulated you get good and clean before you switch between us
You said a photon shower would be nice, we said the bathtub would suffice

You come and go, you shrink and grow
How you do it no one knows
You play both sides, that's what we discovered
Our alien hermaphrodite lover
Our alien hermaphrodite lover
Our alien hermaphrodite lover
Our alien hermaphrodite lover

We found out you were a hoochie
Left us to go chase some hot space cootchie
Used the clothes dryer spin for occillation
Orbed-out naked to your destination

My sister was knocked up, I got plastered
You dirty space bastard!
Would the kid be a star or face persecution?
Would it be the next link in human evolution?

The reason for our discontent?
You went and came then came and went
I'd slap your face, if I could orbit and hover
You alien hermaphrodite lover
You alien hermaphrodite lover
You alien hermaphrodite lover
You alien hermaphrodite lover



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