Tattoo

You got a unicorn
Butterfly
Angel wings
Inner thigh
Queer tattoo, that's a queer tattoo

Flaming skull
Smoking pot
That's the opposite of not a queer tattoo
It's a queer tattoo

You've got a Tweety Bird
You got a school mascot
Got a Hello Kitty tell you what you got
Got a queer tattoo
Such a queer tattoo

You think that symbol in Japanese
Means strength or honor
Nigger please
It means queer tattoo
That's a queer tattoo

Any lower back tattoo is queer
It might as well say "Insert Cock Here"
Whore tattoo
That's a whore tattoo

And that teardrop, under your eye
That you got in prison
Cause you killed a guy
That's a cool tattoo
Sir that's a cool tattoo

You've got a comedy mask
Got a tragedy mask
Any fucking mask
Then you must have asked
For a queer tattoo
Give me your most queer tattoo

You're child's name with the words "Be Strong"
Would be beautiful but they spelled strong wrong,
Yeah they spelled it "Stong"
Your stupid Kid will now be Stong
How the hell did they get that wrong?
Weren't you watching when they put that shit on?

You love your laughing Jesus tat
But that's just Jesus laughing at
Your queer tattoos
So many queer tattoos

I guess you got that tribal band
From the tribe indigenous to the land of Queer Tattoos
We're the Queer Tattoos

You got barbwire, got a poker ace
Got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face
Got a queer tattoo, a sewiously Queer Tattoo

And by Queer I just mean bad
It wouldn't mean gay unless you had
A pink triangle on a rainbow flag
With a bear wearing leather
And a red ball gag
That's a queer tattoo
A literally queer tattoo