The Last Pirate Standing

We sing we dance and we drink
If you don't sing along walk the plank
Great pirates and smugglers we'll make
And our captain is starting to stink
Grab a cup, fill it up
And swallow back some ale
It's no wonder our skin is so pale
It's no wonder our skin is so pale!

In all degrees we sail the seas
In search of a new song to sing 'em
We soldier on battles lost and won
Now it's time to say ARGH for no reason
Full pirate attack with a Marshall stack
Let's make some eardrums bleed
With your fist in the air yes indeed
With your fist in the air yes indeed! Oh!

We sing we dance and we drink
If you don't sing along walk the plank
Great pirates and smugglers we'll make
And our captain is starting to stink
Grab a cup fill it up
And swallow back some ale
It's no wonder our skin is so pale
It's no wonder our skin is so pale!

Well, my mates they call me E
I was raised sailin' the seas
It's time to pump your fists and yell
And have some cups of whiskey
We've come to pillage and light up this village
Some treasure is all that we need
Set sail tomorrow at dawn
If you know what's best sing along Oh!

We sing we dance and we drink
If you don't sing along walk the plank
Great pirates and smugglers we'll make
And our captain is starting to stink
Grab a cup fill it up
And swallow back some ale
It's no wonder our skin is so pale
It's no wonder our skin is so pale!

We swapped the shades for eye patches
And traded our suits for a sword
Tonight we drop the Agent bit
And strike up a pirate chord!
Grab a glass you scurvy bastard
And sing out your guts to the sea
If I don't hear your voice then you'll bleed
Here's the words if you're not up to speed Oh!

We sing we dance and we drink
If you don't sing along walk the plank
Great pirates and smugglers we'll make
And our captain is starting to stink
Grab a cup fill it up
And swallow back some ale
It's no wonder our skin is so pale
It's no wonder our skin is so pale!

We may lose fights!
We may eat rats!
We swab the deck right!
And clean the halls!
We like everything!
We can't even sing!
But we've got the biggest ship of them all!

We sing we dance and we drink!
We sing we dance and we drink!
We sing we dance and we drink!
We sing we dance and we drink!

We sing we dance and we drink
If you don't sing along walk the plank
Great pirates and smugglers we'll make
And our captain is starting to stink
Grab a cup fill it up
And swallow back some ale
It's no wonder our skin is so pale
It's no wonder our skin is so pale!

Walk the plank!



Credits
Writer(s): Christopher Conlin Armes
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