Pet Peeves

or getting invited to a childish game
Don't you dare take another shot of spam
Your dinner doesn't belong on Instagram
Oh, I just want to cut you when you're chewing out loud
If I see another duckface I'll freak out
The only time that I allow flip flops,
is when I step in a puddle wearing socks
Comments on Youtube
Counting your views
Can be the worst
YEAHHHH, 'CAUSE TECHNICALLY, I'M THE FIRST!
It's just a few, small things,
That keep getting under my skin
And I shout 'NOOOOOOOOO'
'NOOOOOOOOO'
And I'm gonna count to ten
relax and-
NOT AGAIN!
And I shout 'NOOOOOOOOO'
'NOOOOOO'
These are my pet peeves
How many times is my toaster gonna burn my toast?
Why is there that setting? I don't think I even know
When I wad my headphones, nice and tight,
And my pocket magically ties them onto a knot!
Is Apple maps, Apple's idea of a joke?
It never takes me anywhere I actually wanna go!
My relationships were all wrecked,
Because of the iPhone's autocorrect
Can't stand bad drivers
Just learn to park your cars
Don't you be texting...
Yeah... JUST PUT IT DOWN WE'RE HAVIN' FUN!
It's just a few, small things,
That keep getting under my skin
And I shout 'NOOOOOOOOO'
'NOOOOOOO'
And if there's even one more thing
I swear I'm gonna kill myself



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Writer(s): Matthew Fredrick
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