The Dean of Elation

I'm in a low down and I ran out of motion.
I'm gonna load my gun and lay down out in the ocean
I'm gonna grease myself - until I run out of lotion

I'm gonna kick now, like a locomotion
I'm gonna get myself a dubi-di-dow-cion
I'm gonna tell the world and everybody else, I am the dean of elation

I once met a shark, and he called me an urchin
I said to the shark, you look more like a sturgeon
Then he showed me his teeth and then I said I was joking
I've been everywhere - I can tell what's an illusion
I've seen them everywhere, looking for solutions
And here I am by myself and nobody else
I'm just the dean of elation... feel's soooo goood

I once met a shark, and he called me an urchin
I said to the shark, you look more like a sturgeon
Then he showed me his teeth and then I said I was joking
I've been everywhere - I can tell what's an illusion
I've seen them everywhere, looking for solutions
And here I am by myself and nobody else
I'm just the dean of elation... feel's soooo goood