Where Is My Man

I don't wanna be alone, where is my baby?
I don't wanna be alone, where is my man?
I spend hours by the phone, where is my baby?
I chew my fingers to the bone, where is my man?

My list of needs is quite brief
I need a man who can bring me my relief
From all the stress and strains of the day
With a tiny stroll through Cartier

I need a man who can take me, taunt me and make me
Buy the things that I so richly deserve
A man who knows what I require
Is the things that I desire
Is there anybody out there who has the nerve?

I don't wanna be alone, where is my baby?
I don't wanna be alone, where is my man?
I spend hours by the phone, where is my baby?
I chew my fingers to the bone, where is my man?

The kind of man, I adore
The kind of man that gives me more
Such as summer by the sea, The Hamptons, Malibu, Capri
The kind of man who comes alive
When he comes near Rodeo Drive
You know I've tried some other men, the kind with zeros, less than ten
But everytime I grab the ring it's always brass

I don't wanna be alone, where is my baby?
I don't wanna be alone, where is my man?
I spend hours by the phone, where is my baby?
I chew my fingers to the bone, where is my man?

Where is my baby? He can't be far
Look for an Ascot, a big cigar
Tell him to find me, send this car
To this address I have to stress, I need him now
Where is my baby, when will he start?
To use his visa right down to my heart
I'll give him Carte Blanche, baby be smart
Drop your amount in my account
But do it now

I don't wanna be alone, where is my baby?
I don't wanna be alone, where is my man?
I spend hours by the phone, where is my baby?
I chew my fingers to the bone, where is my man?