Trainwreck

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We're headed for a trainwreck
Doin' bout ninety five
We're headed for a trainwreck
And with a little luck they might get out alive
(faster, whatever you're doing, go faster)
When the sun goes down and I get dressed up
I come callin' for you baby let's get messed up
We walk past the graveyard to the city line
And run to the station to catch that Number Nine

When we get to town we'll get a bucket of beer
We'll wear our Stetson hats and say 'hey lookit here!'
If any rounder tries to catch your eye
I'll pul my silk suit back and flash my .45

We're headed for a trainwreck
Doin' bout ninety five
We're headed for a trainwreck
And with a little luck we might get out alive

It was half-past nine when Albert came around
He was lookin's for Alice to take up town
She said what about Frankie, she's the jealous kind
He said she's over at Jim Canaan's workin' overtime

Now listen Albert, don't you lie to me
You're a sweet talkin' man who gets all his milk free
Oh Alice how could you say such a thing
She said to get me out you'd say most anything

They're headed for a trainwreck
Doin' bout ninety five
We're headed for a trainwreck
And with a little luck we might get out alive

We're headed for a trainwreck
Doin' bout ninety five
We're headed for a trainwreck
And with a little luck we might get out alive

Now Kassee Jones he was a mighty man
He drove that big eight wheeler like an ol' tin can
His fireman was a woman named Miss Alice Frye
She said I'm gon' ride with ol' Kassee Jones or die

They're headed for a trainwreck
Doin' bout ninety five
They're headed for a trainwreck
And with a little luck we might get out alive
They're headed for a trainwreck
Doin' bout ninety five
They're headed for a trainwreck
And with a little luck we might get out alive