My Puss (Live)

My puss look so fantastic
Your puss smell like burnt plastic
My puss like it nice and rough
Your puss got some bad dandruff
My puss is so fine that I flaunt it
Your puss is so old that its haunted
My puss make everybody horny
Your puss look like Barney
My puss won 15 Tonys
Your puss hang down to your knees
My puss be pretty if it showed
Your puss gots its own zip code
My puss won the fifa world cup
Your puss makes me sneeze and throw up
My puss is soft like velvet
Your puss dead like Elvis

Chorus:
My peach, my clam, my poukie
Everybody wanna get their hands on my tookie
Don't wanna a rookie (NO)
Getting' all nervous
I just wanna bro (BRO) who can give me lip service
x2

You suck (suck suck suck suck)

My puss is the best on the block
Your puss invaded Iraq
My puss, give a shout out
Your puss a rollin' black out
My puss go straight for the jugular
Your puss get uglier and uglier
My puss, filet mignon
Your puss, a double coupon
My puss is keeping it real
Your puss invented the wheel
My puss, angelic, got a halo
Your puss so hairy got an afro
My puss is decked out in jewels
Your puss run on fossil fuels
My puss, lesbian fantasia
Your puss need euthanasia
My puss fly first class
You puss just look like your ass
My puss will go down in history
Your puss need to rinse with Listerine

Chorus x3

You suck (suck suck suck suck)



Credits
Writer(s): Yeshe Paljor Perl, Simon Rex, Armen Melick, Kurt Hall, Margaret Cho, Diana Yanez
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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