Might As Well Be Gay

I can decide I need more sex in my life
The girls laugh at my ugliness not what's inside
So I bought some skinny jeans
Some hair gel and spray
The girls still avoid me so
I might as well be gay
(Stab Stab Hold)

I met a girl when I went to the pub
I took her back to my house to soak in the hot tub
I was surprised that I'd finally pulled
But I hadn't noticed her huge Adam's Apple

It's only fair
To let me stop and stare

I can decide I need more sex in my life
The girls laugh at my ugliness not what's inside
So I bought some skinny jeans
Some hair gel and spray
The girls still avoid me so
I might as well be gay
(Stab Stab Hold)

I met a girl when I went on holiday
She came up to me and asked me if I was gay.
"No? Thats ok, nice to meet you, I'm from France"
And that's when I noticed the bulge in her hotpants

It's only fair
To let me stop and stare no?

I can decide I need more sex in my life
The girls laugh at my ugliness not what's inside
So I bought some skinny jeans
Some hair gel and spray
The girls still avoid me so
I might as well be gay
Yeah I might as well be gay

It's every weekend that I fail to get a bit
I might as well just go and jump into the closet

I can decide I need more sex in my life
The girls laugh at my ugliness not what's inside
I can decide I need more sex in my life
The girls laugh at my ugliness not what's inside
So I bought some skinny jeans
Some hair gel and spray
The girls still avoid me so
I might as well be gay
Yeah I might as well be gay
Oh I might as well be gay
Yeah I might as well be gay
Oh I might as well be
Gay Gay
Gay!



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Writer(s): Andrew Stevenson
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