Don't Run in the Hall

Alright now, kids, you tell the truth
How many of you run in the hall
When nobody's looking?
I do (me too)

Well, did you children know
That you are placing yourselves in grave danger?
Oh, come on!
Hey, I'm not kidding listen to this

Don't run in the hall, you'll tumble and fall
And hit your behind and wind up crying
I'm down on my knees, I'm begging you, please
Don't run in the hall

Don't fly down the stairs, some kid will be there
Right back in your path, you're sure to crash
I'm begging you, please, that kid might be me
Don't fly down the stairs, no

Keep right, stay in line
I know I must sound like a terrible bore
Step light, take your time
Or you could end up in a pile on the floor

(Ow!) Don't run in the hall, you'll tumble and fall
And hit your behind, you're gonna wind up crying
I'm down on my knees, I'm begging you, please
Don't run in the hall

Now brothers and sisters
Let me tell you about my friend Bill
That's right, he ran in the hall
I'm telling you, now he's in the hospital

With bruises from his head to his shoes
'Cause he ran in the hall
I'm not kidding, children
So listen

Keep right, stay in line
I know I must sound like a terrible bore
Step light, take your time
Or you could end up in a pile on the floor

(Ow!) Don't run in the hall, you'll tumble and fall
And hit your behind, you're gonna wind up crying
I'm down on my knees, I'm begging you, please
Don't run in the hall

Oh, no
Ow!
Look out!