The Weirdest Dreams

I have the weirdest dreams
I have the weirdest dreams
I have the weirdest dreams
I have the weirdest dreams

Once I dreamed, I lost my nose
I went looking every place
I found my best friend and I froze
'Cause my nose was on his face!

I yelled, "You stole my nose!'
He smiled and said, "That's true!"
I woke up with a start
And I ran to the mirror, phew!

I have the weirdest dreams
Weirder than science fiction
Put 'em on the silver screen
Betcha I'd make a million!

Just before I fall asleep
I wonder what's in store
Will I turn to liquid
And splatter on the floor?

Once I dreamed the whole wide world
Started walking on their hands!
We had a race, boys against girls (girls, girls)
And we even learned to dance

But we got stuck that way
I yelled, "How will we eat?"
And then I saw kids practice
Holding hot dogs with their feet!
(Pass the mustard, please!)

I have the weirdest dreams
Weirder than science fiction
Put 'em on the silver screen
Betcha I'd make a million!

Just before I fall asleep
I wonder what's in store
Will we all walk backwards?
Will ducks move in next door?

Hey all you kids out there!
With weird dreams, too!
Let's start a Weird Dream Club
I need more friends like you!

I have the weirdest dreams
Weirder than science fiction
Put 'em on the silver screen
Betcha I'd make a million!

Just before I fall asleep
I wonder what's in store
Will I turn to liquid
And splatter on the floor?

I have the weirdest dreams
I have the weirdest dreams
I have the weirdest dreams (weirdest, send me largest, larger than this)
I have the weirdest dreams

I have the weirdest dreams (yodel ee hee)
I have the weirdest dreams
(I have the weirdest dreams)
I have the weirdest dreams



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Writer(s): Marla Lewis
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