Golden Girl
I'll break you off a piece of this cougar
I don't give a fuck about age
Bang it out in the back of my scooter
Hell-a coupons to Hometown Buffet
I promise I won't bite, I can't
My dentures ain't that tight
My man ain't scurred of my height
(Long pants)
I'll burn you down like Shady Pines
Strong and sarcastic, loyal and fantastic
This Dorothy ain't from Wizard of Oz
I'm from somewhere scholastic
How old are you? Are we breakin' the law?
Come home with me, I'll introduce you to Ma
Straight outta Brooklyn, reppin' with shawls
Went through menopause, I get down raw
If I was your Golden Girl
Take you on a trip around the world
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
Your one, your one, your one
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
(Hit it, Blanche!)
Take a bite of this Georgia peach
I've got tricks that I can teach
I'm a cheap, tawdry slut
I'll even fuck Jabba the Hutt
Join me in a game of cards
I'll show you my Bridge, show me your Pinochle
Give ya a spade if you give me your heart
Take ya out of this world in my pussy shuttle
Oops, was that too much?
Lemme slow it down, just a touch
Forgive me, I'm a Southern belle
Be my gentleman caller, I'll treat ya well
Viagra all day, milk and cookies at night
Lounge in my wicker chair
Watchin' the Prise Is Right, ya'll
If I was your Golden Girl
Take you on a trip around the world
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
Your one, your one, your one
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
(Take it off, Rose)
Come here, young man, lemme pinch yo cheeks
Dust off my vag, it's an antique
I'll fuck ya to death like I did my husband
Made his heart stop with my sweet lovin'
I'm wild, a mover and a shaker
Does it turn you on that I'm a cheese maker?
Spoil you like I would my kids
Got hips that quit due to Arthritis
Lemme tell you a story, here's how it goes
Was stuck in a tuba
(Oh, shut up, Rose!)
Fine, I'll stick to what I know best
Cornering men, getting them undressed
Peppermint candy served on a platter
VIP parking with a handicapped placard
I'll piss on you like R. Kelly
Cuz I can't hold my bladder
-Can't hold my bladder. Oh, it's happening, hhh
If I was your Golden Girl
Take you on a trip around the world
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
Your one, your one, your one
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
I don't give a fuck about age
Bang it out in the back of my scooter
Hell-a coupons to Hometown Buffet
I promise I won't bite, I can't
My dentures ain't that tight
My man ain't scurred of my height
(Long pants)
I'll burn you down like Shady Pines
Strong and sarcastic, loyal and fantastic
This Dorothy ain't from Wizard of Oz
I'm from somewhere scholastic
How old are you? Are we breakin' the law?
Come home with me, I'll introduce you to Ma
Straight outta Brooklyn, reppin' with shawls
Went through menopause, I get down raw
If I was your Golden Girl
Take you on a trip around the world
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
Your one, your one, your one
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
(Hit it, Blanche!)
Take a bite of this Georgia peach
I've got tricks that I can teach
I'm a cheap, tawdry slut
I'll even fuck Jabba the Hutt
Join me in a game of cards
I'll show you my Bridge, show me your Pinochle
Give ya a spade if you give me your heart
Take ya out of this world in my pussy shuttle
Oops, was that too much?
Lemme slow it down, just a touch
Forgive me, I'm a Southern belle
Be my gentleman caller, I'll treat ya well
Viagra all day, milk and cookies at night
Lounge in my wicker chair
Watchin' the Prise Is Right, ya'll
If I was your Golden Girl
Take you on a trip around the world
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
Your one, your one, your one
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
(Take it off, Rose)
Come here, young man, lemme pinch yo cheeks
Dust off my vag, it's an antique
I'll fuck ya to death like I did my husband
Made his heart stop with my sweet lovin'
I'm wild, a mover and a shaker
Does it turn you on that I'm a cheese maker?
Spoil you like I would my kids
Got hips that quit due to Arthritis
Lemme tell you a story, here's how it goes
Was stuck in a tuba
(Oh, shut up, Rose!)
Fine, I'll stick to what I know best
Cornering men, getting them undressed
Peppermint candy served on a platter
VIP parking with a handicapped placard
I'll piss on you like R. Kelly
Cuz I can't hold my bladder
-Can't hold my bladder. Oh, it's happening, hhh
If I was your Golden Girl
Take you on a trip around the world
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
Your one, your one, your one
Spendin' my retirement fund
Let me be your number one
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