Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do, I can do better, ha!
I can do anything better than you
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can, yes I can)

Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you
No you're not (yes I am)
No you're not (yes I am)
No you're not (yes I am, yes I am)

I can shoot a partrage with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that? (Yeah)
So can a rat

Any note you can sing, I can sing higher
I can sing any note higher than you
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)

How do you sing that high?
I'm a girl!

Anything you can say, I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)
Yes I can

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without being caught? (You bet)
That's what I thought you crook

Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)
Yes I
Can
Yes you can!

Where do you keep all that air?
(Eww) oh

Anything you can say, I can say faster
I can say anything faster than you
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can...)

I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I could fill it better
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie? (No)
Neither can I

Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (yes I can)
No you can't (oh yes I can)

No you can't, can't, can't
(Yes I can, can, can)
Yes I can (no you can't)