Once in a Blue Moon (Bonus Track)

Bernard (Joyce)
I don't want to hear your promise
For I'm now a doubting Thomas
Your behavior is an absolute disgrace
(But, Billy!)
If you swore upon a Bible
Then the church would sue for liable
And I'm not too sure they wouldn't win the case
(That's silly!)
For I've seen you kissing others
And you tell me they're your brothers
Do you grow them by the bushel or the bail?
(Who, me?)
Or you tell me they're your cousins
You've got cousins by the dozens
And it's mighty strange that everyone's a male
(Well, you see-)
If I'm slower than molasses
It's these rosy colored glasses
But from now on all my faith and trust is gone
(Oh, no!)
For I've reached a big decision
What I need is better vision
You're not worth the paper that you're written on
(Oh!)
You've made your bed of rolling stone
And now the shoe won't fit
You've had your cake and should have known
You'd have to lay in it
And yet
Once in a blue moon I think you love me
(I often think I'd like to love you)
Once in a blue moon I think you don't
(It's rather pleasing to be so teasing)
Once in a blue moon I think you hate me
(I only hate you 'cause I love you)
Once in a blue moon I think you won't
(I'm undecided. I must be guided)
Once in a blue moon you want to leave me
(I can't imagine why I'd leave you)
Once in a blue moon you're in a whirl
(You set me reeling with such a feeling)
Why this confusion? (Why this confusion?)
Here's the conclusion: (Here's the conclusion:)
You (I) are (am) my (your) once in a blue moon girl
A blue moon girl! (A blue moon girl!)