Introduction

Haha, yes, it's Christmastime once again
You know, and one of the many sounds of Christmas is the Salvation Army street band!
Uh, one of the many sounds of Christmas is the Salvation Army street band!
Ahem, one of the many sounds of Christmas... is the Salvation Army street band!

Haha, there's no mistaking that sound
That's a genuine Salvation Army street band!
You know, these guys come out here every year
And it's not easy playing in one of these bands in below-zero temperatures
Fingers are numb and lips are blue, it's no picnic
These guys could use a little of your appreciation
Next time you pass the band, take a little time and drop a coin in the pot
You'll get a nice friendly smile from a lady with a bell, and you'll feel a lot better inside
These guys are just like the band on your corner of your town, USA
Let's take some time and hear the band, shall we?

Thank you very much, guys, and now let's get on with some more fine music from this album!
Uh, that's fine guys, now let's hear some more different kind of music from this album!
Thanks very much for coming out, guys, but uh, that's-that's enough!
Take five!
Thank you very much, all the musicians can go home now!
That's all we need!
Will you guys call it?!