I Lost My Phone

Yeah, I'll tell you the story about my phone,
'cuz I lost it and,
it ain't at home,
yeah, that's why
The first thing I do is to clean the car
but I don't get far it's a big bazaar
so I get my weld-machine
and I take it apart which is no big thing
but I can't find my phone even though my car
lies here in front of me in parts,
I got to admit that I'm stuck
What?
I got to admit that I'm stuck
Oh!
Come on everybody I know that you know
that I have to face the fact that my phone is
irrevocably lost and I must admit
I'm gonna bite the dust if I don't find it
because
I'm not able to cope with such a big loss
that's why first of all I'm gonna
kick up a fuss to find my phone
then I bring it home I settle down and I rest my bones.
But it's been a couple of days now,
it's been a couple of days now
even though I've been crawling on my elbows, on my knees
- I don't succeed
I lost my phone
la-la la la-la la la-la-la
Did someone see it, or find it? No
I lost my phone
la-la la la-la la la-la-la
Did someone see it or find it?
So I go to check in my backyard,
because Vansy told me it might be smart
to start in the garden
where I've been spending hours to grow
beautiful flowers and tomatoes so I...
I cut it all down to the ground,
even though peas and beans abound.
Down to the bone, no mercy at all
as I mow the lawn, come on,
I can't believe it's gone,
gone for good I can't find it,
gone for good would you mind if
I dug up the whole neighbourhood to find it?
Gone for good I can't stand it!
Gone for good?
I can't believe it's gone for good.
But it's been a couple of days now,
it's been
a couple of days now
even though I've been crawling on my elbows, on my knees
– I don't succeed
I lost my phone
la-la la la-la la la-la-la
Did someone see it, or find it?
I lost my phone
la-la la la-la la la-la-la
Did someone see it, or find it?
I lost my phone
la-la la la-la la la-la-la
Don't text me, don't text me
I lost my phone
la-la la la-la la la-la-la
Because if you text me, you won't reach me!