Ain't a Cow in Texas

Oh, there ain't a cow in Texas
Or a cab in New York City
There ain't a guitar, out in Marshfield, Tennessee
There ain't a snowflake in Alaska
Or a bar in California
And I don't love you, yes, like you don't love me

Hey, we can't have it, it ain't no use
Some things are just a universal truth
That's the way the good Lord planned it
And Lord knows that it's true
He don't love me just like he don't love you
Yeah, right

There ain't a cow in Texas
Or a cab in New York city
There ain't a guitar, out in Marshfield, Tennessee
There ain't a snowflake in Alaska
Or a bar in California
And I don't love you, yes, like you don't love me (yeah, right)
Yes, I

Now, I do believe that's the way it'll always be
You can't beat 'em, join 'em
You won't join 'em, don't beat me

'Cause there ain't a cow in Texas
Or a cab in New York city
There ain't a guitar, out in Marshfield, Tennessee
There ain't a snowflake in Alaska
Or a bar in California
And I don't love you, yes, like you don't love me
No, I don't love you just like you don't love me

Yeah, right
Yeah, you know you love me darling

Yeah, you gon' find it darling
You don't know me