Cyber Space Sirens / Computer Casanovas

You're all welcome, here's an invitation
Lock arms, join the celebration
Fake girls, and fake boys
Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

(Werewolf behind the computer
Photoshopped image couldn't look any cuter)
Here's my best angle ten years ago
I wait for the buffer when it's running slow

(Pale skin bras and the plastic noses
Red eye flashes, doing curious poses)
Inbox lucky like a four leaf clover
Should be unread, hope someone's coming over

(Chat room fishing while I wait with patience
Kickin' up the jams at radio stations)
Open the door then I realize
You're so much different than real life

You're all welcome, here's an invitation
Lock arms, join the celebration
Fake girls, and fake boys
Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

You're all welcome, here's an invitation
Lock arms, join the celebration
Fake girls, and fake boys
Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

(Full color print to keep in my pocket
Eyeballs fuckin' bustin' out of their sockets)
She's a perfect ten, drives me out of my mind
Maybe three or four when she's not online

(Glitch in my head run the virus scan
Control alt delete, apple command)
Troubleshoot the problem in the FAQ
Is one more lesson that I could use

(Ask dot com open search for answers
When did everyone become erotic dancers?)
All the plain Janes and the average Joes
Woke up as strippers and gigolos

Exiled to live in the shadows
Making love with our eyes closed
Hate the players, hate the game
Hate the god who made us play
Trapped in the third dimension

You're all welcome, here's an invitation (fake girls, fake boys)
Lock arms, join the celebration (fake girls, fake boys)
Fake girls, and fake boys
Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

You're all welcome, here's an invitation
Lock arms, join the celebration
Fake girls, and fake boys
Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

You're all welcome, here's an invitation
Lock arms, join the celebration
Fake girls, and fake boys
Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

You're all welcome, here's an invitation
Lock arms, join the celebration
Fake girls, and fake boys
Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas



Credits
Writer(s): Robert Kleiner
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