Auxiliary Floor Toms

Everyone's growing up
I'm just growing old and tired and scruff
My hair is getting thin
My belly's getting fat
I suck

In

And yeah, I still play guitar
Even though it's clear now banjos are
The craze with all the kids
Plucking mandolins is hot
Fuck auxiliary floor toms

I'm so irrelevant
Still banging my head
I may be obsolete
But at least I am still me

I'll never be mature
Same haircut I've had since '94
When I tried to grow it long
Dad marched me down to the salon

May have screwed me up
But was he wrong?

I'm so irrelevant
Still banging my head
I may be obsolete
But at least I am still me

Finger on the pulse of
Nothing that is awesome
Can't pretend I lost touch
When I never even made contact
I still like distortion
And songs with a chorus
At least I'm consistent
But does that count for anything?

No

I'm so irrelevant
Still banging my head
I may be obsolete
But at least I am still me



Credits
Writer(s): The Appreciation Post
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