Fax Me A Beer
Well here we are smack in the middle of the 90's high tech age
We got lasers, CDs, microchips, and fat free fat these days
Well that's all fine but I got a mind that's changing to fast for me
'Cause what I thought was new last month this month is history
I got a brand new VCR, it's got 29, 000 functions
And I can't make the damn thing work so there goes Petticoat Junction
That's when I got the best idea I think I had in years
I think I'll be cool and invent the tool that'll fax me a beer
Would you all please fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear
Yeah, makin' old whiskey that was riskey but this is all in the clear
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Japan and Germany they got nothing on us you see
Why this is the latest and good ol' American high technology
And when this hits the marketplace Uncle Sam will rule the world
Well hold on cause I'm working on a machine that'll faxa real live girl
Would you all please fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear
The old office code will never quite bet the same
when it come cold and clear
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Would you like me to fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear
The old office code will never be the same
when it comes out cold and clear
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Sit back and drank and give thanks to Hank and I'll fax you a beer
We got lasers, CDs, microchips, and fat free fat these days
Well that's all fine but I got a mind that's changing to fast for me
'Cause what I thought was new last month this month is history
I got a brand new VCR, it's got 29, 000 functions
And I can't make the damn thing work so there goes Petticoat Junction
That's when I got the best idea I think I had in years
I think I'll be cool and invent the tool that'll fax me a beer
Would you all please fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear
Yeah, makin' old whiskey that was riskey but this is all in the clear
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Japan and Germany they got nothing on us you see
Why this is the latest and good ol' American high technology
And when this hits the marketplace Uncle Sam will rule the world
Well hold on cause I'm working on a machine that'll faxa real live girl
Would you all please fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear
The old office code will never quite bet the same
when it come cold and clear
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Would you like me to fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear
The old office code will never be the same
when it comes out cold and clear
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Sit back and drank and give thanks to Hank and I'll fax you a beer
Credits
Writer(s): Hank Williams Jr.
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