Don't Poop In Your Pants

Don't poop in your pants
Don't poop in your pants
It's no fun to dance, when you've got poop in your pants

Don't poop in your diaper
Wave your hand like it's a windshield wiper
It's time to get hyper
No doodie in your pants, no poo on the floor
That's what the party is for (check it out!)

Little babies, they don't care
They poo in their pants, on the floor, or anywhere
When you get older, it's not so cute
Nobody want you hangin' around with stinky boot
And when the music comes on with a funky beat
If you're carrying a load, it's hard to move your feet

Don't poop in your pants (don't do it)
Don't poop in your pants (I don't wanna see the poop in that pants)
It's no fun to dance (mmm-hmm), when you've got poop in your pants (that's right)

Don't poop in your pants (no, no, no)
Don't poop in your pants (do not)
It's no fun to dance (no fun), when you've got poop in your pants
(Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh)

Dancing is a special expression of your body
But it's okay to take a break and go to the potty
It's not scary, it can be fun
Go sit on the potty until you're done

You ate a big meal, and it was yummy
And pretty quick, the food makes it way to your tummy
A little while later, just before the boom
Get to the place that we call the bathroom

Don't poop in your pants
Don't poop in your pants (please, do not poop in these pants)
It's no fun to dance, when you've got poop in your pants (I promise you this)

Don't poop in your pants (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Don't poop in your pants (no, no)
It's no fun to dance (it's not), when you've got poop in your pants

Nope, I've got to go to the bathroom right now
Bye