#Selfie (Remix)

When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
So, like what do you think?
Did you think that girl was pretty?

How did that girl even get in here?
Did you see her?
She's so short, and that dress is so tacky
Who wears Cheetah?

It's not even summer
Why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?
Go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first, let me take a selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever

How about "living with my bitches, hashtag LIV"?
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down?
Let me take another selfie

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there?
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays?

Okay, let's go take some shots
Oh, no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh, wait, never mind, I'm fine
Let's go dance

There's no vodka at this table
Do you know anyone else here?
Oh my God, Jason just texted me
Should I go home with him?
I guess I took a good selfie

Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie
Let me take a selfie
Let me take a selfie