House of Horrors

"Hey there, do you like excitement?" ("Yeah")
"Do you like suspense?" ("Uh huh")
"Do you like Nel Carter?" ("No")
"Good, 'cuz you won't find her here
This is the House of Horrors
And for you, it's absolutely free, step right in" ("Thanks")
"Say no more, stupid ass, your breath says enough"
"Hello?"
"It's so dark"
"Don't lose me"
"Come on, I found a door"
Woboogawoo, WAAA! Welcome to the House of Horrors!
You born in a barn? Shut the fuckin' door!
And sit down, 'cuz I'm about to scare you
Blubablubabluba — okay, now I dare you
Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten
Don't wanna, huh, 'cuz you know my nuts are going in
I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt
AaaAAAAA!
And glue it shut
This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something
Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha
But it scared you 'cuz people don't be doing that shit
But me, brrr! Bitch, brrr! I'm all about it (brrrr)
Guess what, I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms and the silly rabbit, uh!
Cut the lights off, see that shit, I'm glowing
Alright, I'm done, cut 'em back on-
Wait, where you going?
Welcome to the House of Horrors
Comes from within me (in me, in me)
Comes from within me, horrors, eh
Comes from within me (in me, in me)
Come to the House of Horrors
Comes from within me (in me, in me)
Comes from within me, horrors, eh
Comes from within me (in me, in me)
Come to the House of Horrors
"Honey, I'm not having a good time"
"I know
Come on, this must be the way out"
Hey, what the fuck, come here guys, grab a chair
Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear
Come on, let's play some cardback, I just got Atari
("Hey, keep it down in there, Shaggs, what the hell!?")
Sorry!
Look at that shit ("What?")
You almost got me grounded
I'ma have to take your forehead and pound it
I'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole
And stretch your nuts back and flick em up your butthole
I'm a phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh
That didn't do it? How about this? AHHHH!
I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifying
Did you know that?
"Yeah"
No you didn't, I was lying
"I represent Ecorse
I'm yelling Ink Town
I'm coming out of southwest
(Wicked clowns)"
Bathroom? Sure, it's right there down the hall
Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all
(mumbles) I'm possessed too
Wait a minute, hey, don't leave me yet!
I-I-I love you
Welcome to the House of Horrors
Comes from within me (in me, in me)
Comes from within me, horrors, me
Comes from within me (in me, in me)
Come to the House of Horrors
Comes from within me (in me, in me)
Comes from within me, horrors, me
Comes from within me (in me, in me)
Come to the House of Horrors
"Honey?"
"What?"
"I'm scared"
"I know, sweetie, come on"
Run, hide, run, hide
(Ha hahaha, ha, hahahahaha, ha!)
Run, hide, run, hide
(Ha ha ha haaaa, hahahahahahaha!)
Run, hide, run, hide
(Hoohoohoo hooo, ha ha ha ha, ha!)
Run, hide, run, hide
(Hahahahaha hahahahaha!)
Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you something
With Billy Bill and Rude Boy
("What about 'em?")
Nothing!
They're my boys, I just had to give 'em props
And together we form (the cyclops)
Hahahahaha! Look at you! Haha! You're a bitch
Should I let your ass go?
Hahahaha! No
I'll let your bitch out, but you get the bone
Run along, sugar tits, he ain't coming home
"Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, bitch"