Legends of Zelda: Tales of the Wind Waker (feat. Katie Herbert)

LINK: I've sailed the seas
On the breath of the ocean breeze!
Battled some flaming Keese
Fought my way through the Tower of Gods!
Met the Fairy Queen
A fat little man in green!
Rode the winds through the sky
Fed a fish-man guy!
Won tons of rupees!
LINK: I smashed a thousand pots!
And fired some cannon shots!
I thwarted all Ganon's plots!
Just using a sword and a wand!
(YEAH!)
Made a Rito friend!
While tugging Valoo's rear end!
Learned a sword-spin technique!
Found a boat that speaks
And turns into a-
PATRON: It's the dread pirate Tetra!!!
TETRA: Milkshake
What are you looking at, Fairy Boy?
LINK: Well ex-CUSE ME, princess
GILLIAN: Miss Tetra, how's your expedition going?
TETRA: We set sail for Greatfish Isle
But were caught inside a storm!
Where a giant squid attacked us
And forced our ship ashore!
We stole bombs for all our cannons!
Then set out into the sea!
Where a thousand sharks were waiting-
Which we blew to smithereens!
We were caught inside a cyclone!
But we managed to get free!
We pulled up a hefty treasure
With a Piece of Heart or Three!
(Hoo!) Then we stumbled on a Ghost Ship (Ha!)
(Hoo!) Based on phases of the moon! (Ha!)
(Hoo!) When we ravaged all it had, its hulls (Ha!)
(Hoo!) Were full of gold doubloons! (Ha!)
LINK: Oh, weird. All I found was this treasure chart
PATRON: Hooray for Zelda!
TETRA AND LINK: It's Link!
GILLIAN: You look like you're having a pretty Average day Ganondorf
GANONDORF: I'll take one of everything
On his tab
BEEDLE: OHHHHH!
GILLIAN: Awh G, what's wrong?
GANONDORF: I've got
Forty guys dead
And I don't know Why-
All my treasures are gone-
All my plans are awry!
Someone messed up my bird-
All these girls have gone free
And there's a snotty green twerp-
LINK: Yo, you looking' for ME!?
GANONDORF: WHAT THE-
PATRON: GO ZELDA!
ALL: IT'S "LINK!"
I took my sister back!
I need her pointy ears!
You took her by mistake!
I- IT'S BEEN A HUNDRED YEARS!
Get with the times!
Go ride your stupid boat!
Go change into a pig!
Go slash a dozen Cuccos!
Shave your beard!
Ride some birds!
Bleach your skin!
Learn some words!
Prepare for owning!
The wind is blowing
NOW...!