One Too Many

Good morning, boys and girls
Today we're going to learn about
The pit falls of alcohol

Friday night, passed out
In the street, can't believe
What I see, what I hear
Think I've had too many beers

See a girl in my bed
She took the halo from my head
Call me scum, I'm a bum
Mommy, look what I've become

He did it again
My identical twin
So let the party begin
'Cause I'm not going home

And you can tell all your friends
That I'll be dressed to the tens
And I won't make amends
If you tell me I've had

One too many drinks (drinks), one too many fights (fights)
One too many nights in a rut getting drunk
Ending up with a scar (scar), kicked out of a bar (bar)
Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom
I've had one too many (hey, hey)
'Cause I've had one too many (hey, hey)
One too many, oh
One too many

Fist up, in the air
Lose my balance on the stairs
Red, the color of the night
Who's that beauty wearing white?

I hear a song about to start
I hear the chorus in my heart
Listen close, I'll sing it true
Fuck you and the things you do

Officer, please
Don't point your finger at me
If I play you a song
Will you let me along?

'Cause I missed what you said
I think I'll sleep when I'm dead
'Cause the bomb in my head
Is screaming three, two

One too many drinks (drinks), one too many fights (fights)
One too many nights in a rut getting drunk
Ending up with a scar (scar), kicked out of a bar (bar)
Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom
I've had one too many (hey, hey)
'Cause I've had one too many (hey, hey)
One too many drinks at the bar, chillin' like a star
Here's to you, here's to me, here's to what tonight could be

You're not bringing me down
Won't let you push me around
And I ain't leaving this town
So you'd best throw me out
'Cause if you're fucking with me
I'll give you something to see
Now open both of your eyes
I'm out here walking the line

One too many drinks (drinks), one too many fights (fights)
One too many nights in a rut getting drunk
Ending up with a scar (scar), kicked out of a bar (bar)
Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom

'Cause I've had one too many drinks, one too many fights
One too many nights in a rut getting drunk
Ending up with a scar, kicked out of a bar
Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom
I've had one too many (hey, hey)
I've had one too many (hey, hey)
One too many, oh