They Go Wild, Simply Wild, Over Me

You must be joking
you want ME to play a frumpy housewife
who gets dumped for a flapper?!
Ah! Helen Sinclair!
They go
wild, simply wild, over me
They go mad, just as mad, as they can be
no matter where I'm at or the fellows thin or fat
the tall ones
the small ones
I grab them off like that
Every night till' they fight over me
I don't know what it is they can see
The fellows look at me and sigh
in my arms they want to die!
They go wild, simply wild, over me
They go wild
it's the cross that I bear
They go wild!
how can me can I spare
All to well
they love Helen Sinclair
I do place produce my tarrifs in banesco
Not Julie and Marcus' latest fiasco
My ex-husband used to say
on the days I was depressed,
"If you're going to go down
go down on the best!"
Or... with the best
There's something I must say to you
I mean it with respect
I hope you won't object
I'm always circumstanced.
I look back on your long career
and, no, it is sublime
you haven't had a big hit in a
very, very, very long time...
That's three very's!
Well, you are a star cause' you are brave
no question you are brave!
But all do respect in the last few years
I say this because not to make you feel bad,
You are better known as
a drunk and as an adultrist.
I was wild
I admit for a few years
Acting wild
camouflaging my blue years
Spent my life on the brink
Spent some nights in a clink.
And I never had a drink since New Year's
You're talking about chinese New Year's
Naturally, still it has been two days
you know how LONG that is for me?!
They go
wild, wild over me
They go mad as they can be!
No matter where I'm at
Or the men give me an odd
the shy ones
the spry ones
the grey ones
the fay (?) ones
the oldest
the newest
they Irish
the Jewish
All think of me as GOD!
Every night
how they fight over me
it is clear what it is they can see
who has style
who has flair
painting Helen Sinclair!
(Helen, Helen, Helen)
They go wild
Simply wild
they go wild
over me!