Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
It's the drink I never could master
It's like having your brains smashed out by a lemon
Wrapped around a gold brick
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
Just one look I'm off the wagon faster
It's like a mugging, a beating, a kick in the head
I'm broke and I wish I were dead

I've hitchhiked intergalactic super highways
The bypass, the back roads, all along the byways
At every stop, at every bar
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster hits me like a car
I've had porters, stouts, ales and lagers
Rum, Coke Whiskey and lots of Jager
I've had 42 different kinds of wine
But there's only one drink to unhinge my mind

The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
It's the drink I never could master
It's like having your brains smashed out by a lemon
Wrapped around a gold brick
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
Just one look I'm off the wagon faster
It's like a mugging, a beating, a kick in the head
I'm broke and I wish I were dead

It's got that Ol' Janx Spirit juice from a bottle
Pour into one measure of Santraginus seawater
I'd make another gallon if I could remember how it went
But the last time I drank, I lost three months rent
The whales, the dolphins, the mices too
They all know about this brew
The Vogon warn about it in their verse
But of the two, I'm not sure which is worse

The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
It's the drink I never could master
It's like having your brains smashed out by a lemon
Wrapped around a gold brick
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
Just one look I'm off the wagon faster
It's like a mugging, a beating, a kick in the head
I'm broke and I wish I were dead

So all you hitchhikers take my advice
Don't drink it once, don't drink it twice
If you drink it at all, drink it very carefully
Tho if you drink it at all, you'll die quite cheerfully!

The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
It's the drink I never could master
It's like having your brains smashed out by a lemon
Wrapped 'round a gold brick
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
Just one look I'm off the wagon faster
It's like a mugging, a beating, a kick in the head
I'm broke and I wish I were dead

I'm broke and I wish I were dead
I'm broke
And I wish I were dead



Credits
Writer(s): Matthew Hughes, Marc Andrew Gunn, Floyd Brigdon, Sarah Brigdon
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