Adam Sandler - What the Hell Happened to Me?

Steve Polychronopolous

I'm a big fuckin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me

My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
Fucking two guys at a party

'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

Polychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag

I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sister's ass

'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

And I don't care
And I don't give a shit

I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're fucking wrong

Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

Deal with it



Credits
Writer(s): Judd Apatow, Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenberg, Frank Corachi
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Other Album Tracks

  1. Joining the Cult
  2. Respect
  3. Ode to My Car
  4. The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal
  5. The Goat
  6. The Chanukah Song
  7. The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
  8. The Hypnotist
  9. Steve Polychronopolous
  10. The Excited Southerner At a Job Interview

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Altri album

  1. Love You
  2. I Wanna Grow Old with You
  3. 100% Fresh
  4. Shower
  5. Farley
  6. Phone Wallet Keys
  7. The Chanukah Song, Pt. 4
  8. The Chanukah Song, Part 4
  9. Like a Hurricane
  10. The Gay Robot Groove

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