Family Guy (Main Title Theme) (From the T.V. Show Family Guy)

It seems today
That all you see
Is violence and movies
And sex on TV

But where are those good old fashioned values?
On which we used to rely?
It used to be
A big-time star
Was Elegant as Garbo
Or Hedy Lamarr
But now we got whores like Jenny Lopez
You want to curl up and die

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy

When I was young
The songs were fair
With Mister Johnny Mathis
And Sonny and Cher
But now we got Justin Timber-homo
A heartache all gone awry
The classic films
Were works of arts
The images were graceful
The stories were smart
But now we get Matrix Revolution
I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme
But what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a fella
Sweeter than vanilla
Wholesome as a piece of
Apple pie
He's a family guy!

His smiles a simple delight
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites
Peter!

He bought my cute little hat
Yeah, we should talk about that (About that! And his hat!)

He's mastered the comedy arts
He says, "Look out Hiroshima!" then casually farts
He's loaded with sexy appeal
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel
No thank you
I gave it the office

The Brady Bunch
Has got their Mike
And pretty Laura Petrie
Has Dicky Van Dyke
But who around here could fill these loafers?

But here's a happy reply
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

He's a family guy!
He's a family guy!