The Bar

12 PM, still asleep
The Price is Right is on downstairs
Forgot to call my girlfriend
Missed lunch with my parents
There's throw up in my bed from I don't know where
I'm never drinking tequila again

I drank whiskey like water
Now water like whiskey
The bottle, it missed me
My eyes are bleary
My hands are shaking
My hands are shaking

You only like me when I'm drunk
You only like me when you're drunk
You only like me when I've been drinking
And you hate my sad songs
Yeah, you hate my sadder songs
"Can you write me a love song?
They're better for dancing"

I drank whiskey like water
Now water like whiskey
The bottle, it missed me
My eyes are bleary
My hands are shaking
My hands are shaking

Who did I text last night?
How did I get this black eye?
How did I wake up on the carpet?
Why is there a half a Doritos Locos Taco in my pocket?
Dude, seriously where's my car?
I think that I lowered the bar
I think that I lowered the bar



Credits
Writer(s): Dylan Wachman, Erik Button
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