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For all those who loved the rap, here are the lyrics. "
GIRLFRIEND" Namshkar, yeh ek social service announcement hai jo janhit mai jari hai.
Sarkaar aapko kuch baate batana bahut zaroori samajhte hai, Aur mujhe lagta hai, yeh meri bhe zimedaari hai... Dekho Basically, Yeh aajkal ke girlfriend namak tabahi ke kahani hai.
Ishq mai kaise payarrr se laude lagte hai, bus itne se baat aapko batani hai Ho sakta hai aapko meri baate ache na lage, I am just trying my luck.
Waisae bhe you can't keep everyone happy, so I don't give a fuck.
londay payar mai kya kya chutiyape nahi karte tum iske bare mai sochoge.
Aur inme se tumne kitne kiyae hai yeh soch ke khud ko kosoge.
Kehte hai Ishq aag ka dariya hai, lekin lauduu, tujhe teherna kaha aata hai.
jaha haat na jaatha waha gandu tu kaiko khujatha hai... Aajkal ke relations kitne jhatu aur do kaudi ke hai Humare ander ke saare ghaav uss maa ke laudi ke hai udta hua teer humko apni gand mai lene ka bahut shauk hai kyuki pehle din se humko pata hota hai baba ke picture apni flop hai.
Tumhare jaise chuteyae aashiq yeh ghuma chuki hai hazaar.
Yeh sari matlab ke machinea hai inko kisi se nahi ho sakta hai payar.
Kitne bhe maralo inko humesha kam pad jaata hai.
Har don minute ke baad toh inko apna ex-boyfriend yaad aata hai.
Lekin halat yah hai ki jaankar bhe hum kuch nahi kar paate.
saamne likha rehtha hai gand fatne waali hai lekin kyu hum usko padh nahi paate.
Pata nhai yeh chota sa funda inko kyu nahi samajh aata hai.
Ke inka jo so called best friend hai, inke saath mey bus soona chahta hai... londoo se intee deer tak gale lagti hai, ke naa jaane kabke yeh bichde hai.
Aur gand jail mai hum ye soochte hai ke hum he shayad pichde hai.
Inki sakhiya saheliya hume broadminded hone ke rai deti hai Khud ke rishtho ke laude lage hai, humare bhe laga deti hai.
Humari insecurity ka bahut bada haat inke kapdo ko bhe jaata hai Jisae inki cleavage aur ass crack, eakdum saaf nazar aata hai.
Yeh hugne baad mai jati hai, pehle inka update ahh jata hai.
Saara din aur sari raat yeh phone ke gaand mai gusi rehte hai.
Aur kuch bolo toh inka bhosada udaas hoo jaata hai tumhare absence mai pata nahi yeh laundiya kya kya karti hai.
Inka koi imaan dharam, koi moral values thodi jise yeh darthi hai.
Koi badi baat nahi hai jo bhai bolkar inko eak saal se gift de raha hai.
tumhare jaane ke baad mey bhosadewaala wohi inki le raha hai... Eak din guitar uthakar bolthi hai.
See it's been gifted by my ex.
Eak baar toh muh se uski naam bhe nikal gaya, when we were having sex.
Gand Fati mai doh second mey mera kele se kishmish hogaya.
Mai chotu ko dhundta raha, woh bechaara jhadiyon mai kahi kho gaya Baap ke paas mey scooter nahi, lekin ladka BMW waala hoona.
Kadkoo ke he saath mey hotha hai inka saara randi rona.
Paise waale launde ke saath mai eakdum gaand fati mai yeh rehtee hai.
Fir unki maa behan kya, unke juutae chapel bhe yeh seahtee hai Bachpan mai jo papa ne samjhaya tha, ab samajh mai aayi woh baat.
Ki Padhai nahi karega toh achi ladke kahase milaegi?
Umm.
matlab Padhai.
equals naukari, equals paisa.
ooo fuck... Matlab papa ko bhe pata tha key yeh saaleyaa paiso se he aati hai haat.
Now the question is, ke paisa hokar bhe hum inke jaal mai kyu fass jaate hai?
Kutte banke kyu inke saamne payar ke leyae haat failaate hai Kyuki hum chutiyae hai, and we always need an emotional support.
Aur isi baat ka toh faida utathi hai yeh motherfucking whores...
Bahut saariya toh had lost count how many people the



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