Sport Shorts (So There's Two Olives On A Table...Baybee)

Well If I tried I could be an alcoholic
But I'm just too lazy to pick up a bottle and run with it
Because I just can't stand to change my daily routine

And the only girls who give me the time of day
Are far too young to realize the horrible mistake they've made
I'm the horrible mistake they make

Self-deprecation is my favorite past-time after time
it just gets more mutilated inside of my chest
but at best I can still wake up in the morning and do it all over again

This isn't a song about how much you hurt me I promise
Its a song about how much I fucked up and put you under
so much goddamn pressure and made you think you ruined me
when I had it in me all along.



Credits
Writer(s): Matt Diamond, Brock Benzel
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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