Unicorn

Unicorn
Are you what happens when a narwhal makes sweet sweet love to a horse
Sexy sexy fish horse
Fly through the air
Pooping out rainbows I bet you think that that's cute
You've given away the location of all my gold
Unicorn won't you let me
Touch your magical horn oh yeah
Unicorn won't you let me
Touch your magical horn oh yeah
Gather around me
Magical creatures magical woodland friends
Let me tell you tales of the unicorn
He's a bastard, the little bastard
I wanna punch him in his stupid horse face, bastard
The little bastard
Telling all the folks where my gold is
He's a bastard
(Background: He's got no father.)
He's a bastard
(Background: Nobody wants him.)
I wanna punch him in his stupid horse face, bastard
The little bastard
(Background: He's just a bastard.)
Telling all the folks where my gold is, unicorn
Unicorn won't you let me
Touch your magical horn oh yeah
Unicorn won't you let me
Touch your magical horn oh yeah



Credits
Writer(s): Jonathan Picking
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