Ziltoidian Empire

(Calling on the Earth's core) part of the mind
We are human beings
(Calling on the Earth's core) part of the mind
We are human beings

What will we find, when we all will die?
All the searching leads to you

Collective, this is Commander Ziltoid the Omniscient reporting
Greetings, Ziltoid, what is that strange creature?
Oh, this little thing? Yes they call it a Poozer
From the planet Titan? You must take it back

(Calling on the Earth's core) part of the mind
We are human beings
(Calling on the Earth's core) part of the mind
We are human beings

Where do we find the human soul?
All the searching leads to you!

(I've grown over, I roll over)
(I've grown over, I roll over)
I crawl over my life of honour
All these children, entitled horrors

Meanwhile, far across the solar system
Queen Blattaria, A War Princess and the mother of the Poozers
Realizes that one of her children has gone missing

Oh no, where is my Poozer?

The plot thickens

I am nowhere, I am no one
I am nowhere, I am no one
I am nowhere, I am no one

Commander, are you sure that the War Princess
Does not suspect it was you who abducted her Poozer?
Oh yes, absolutely Collective, indeed
You should have seen me
I was in and out like the wind, Indeed
She shall never suspect a thing
We hope so, for your sake
We cannot risk intergalactic war with Titan
Where is the Poozer now?

Up to this point, Ziltoid has had his back turned to the Poozer
But he makes a break for it

Quickly Ziltoid, show us the Poozer
Yes, of course, I've kept a very close eye on him

(We are all in line and we are all prepared to die)
Gadzooks, He's gone
(We are all in line and we are)

Through the cold abyss of space, the little Poozer races home
(We are all in line and we are)

Collective, I'm sure that he was right here, computer
(Commander?) Please tell me where the Poozer is now
Current location of the Poozer, directly through the wormhole
Hmmmm, well, poop

Through the wormhole, the Poozer has arrived back on Titan
He reports to his mother, the War Princess
What he has seen, and that it was Ziltoid who had abducted him
Now the War Princess is a beautiful, vain, and rather grumpy creature
She lusts for power
And though she is the mother of countless Poozers
Her vanity has made her rather revolted by these "children" of hers
She is devious and knows that she can utilize their blind
Love and devotion to create a formidable army



Credits
Writer(s): Devin Garrett Townsend
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