Half Man Half Biscuit - Urge for Offal

Westward Ho! Massive Letdown

Girl of my dreams says she's gonna pick me up in the morning
Gonna head south-west, spend two weeks living in the sunshine
We've got the best room booked in the best hotel on the seafront
Hard-boiled eggs on a beach with a Blue Flag status

Westward Ho!
Westward Ho!

Fairground bound gonna have a little tussle with a claw crane
She meanwhile may like to see what's going on in Northam
A Devon cream tea around half past three will be splendid
Crazy golf with a Swedish couple we befriended

Westward Ho!
Westward Ho!

Why is my fortnight suddenly coming to a standstill?
And why is Frank Ifield jumping up and down on a windmill?
And why is my girl getting married to a plasterer from Bacup?
Phoebus sinks and it all goes dark and then I wake up

Westward Ho!
Westward Ho!
Westward Ho!
(What a letdown)
(What a letdown)
(What a letdow



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Writer(s): Nigel Blackwell, Neil Howard Crossley
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Other Album Tracks

  1. Westward Ho! Massive Letdown
  2. This One's For Now
  3. Baguette Dilemma for the Booker Prize Guy
  4. My Outstretched Arms
  5. The Bain of Constance
  6. Theme Tune for Something or Other
  7. False Grit
  8. Old Age Killed My Teenage Bride
  9. Urge for Offal
  10. Stuck Up a Hornbeam

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Altri album

  1. The Voltarol Years
  2. Rogation Sunday's Here Again!
  3. No One Cares About Your Creative Hub so Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
  4. Alehouse Futsal
  5. Saucy Haulage Ballads
  6. And Some Fell on Stony Ground
  7. Urge for Offal
  8. Let's Not
  9. 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
  10. Back Again in the D.H.S.S. (Extra Tracks)

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