Sugar Daddy

I've got a sweet tooth
For licorice drops and jelly roll
Hey, sugar daddy
Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl
I'll lay out fine china on the linen
And polish up the chrome
If you've got some sugar for me
Sugar daddy, bring it home

Black strap molasses
You're my orange blossom honey bear
(Sugar daddy, sugar daddy)
Bring me Versace blue jeans
Black designer underwear
(Sugar daddy, sugar daddy)
We'll dress up like the disco-dancing
Jet set in Milan and Rome
If you got some sugar for me
Sugar daddy, bring it home

Oh, the thrill of control
Like the rush of rock and roll
It's the sweetest taste I've known, oh yeah
So, come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home

When honey bees go shopping
It's something to be seen
(Sugar daddy, liquor daddy)
They swarm to wild flowers
And get nectar for the queen
(Sugar daddy, liquor daddy)
And every gift you bring me
Gets me dripping like a honeycomb
If you've got some sugar for me
Sugar daddy, bring it home

Oh, the thrill of control
Like a Blitzkrieg on the roll
It's the sweetest taste I've known, oh yeah
So, if you've got some sugar bring it home, oh yeah
Come on, sugar daddy, bring it home

Whiskey and French cigarettes
A motorbike, high-speed jets
A Waterpik, a Cuisinart
And a hypo-allergenic dog
Oh, I want all the luxuries of the modern age
Every item on every page
In the Lillian Vernon catalogue

Oh baby, something crossed my mind
I was thinking you'd look so fine
In a velvet dress
With heels and an ermine stole
Oh, Luther darling, heaven knows
I've never put on women's clothes!
Except for once
My mother's camisole

So, you think only a woman
Can truly love a man
Well, you buy me the dress
I'll be more woman than a man like you can stand
I'll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell
Rising on a sea of marshmallow foam
And if you've got some sugar for me
Sugar daddy, bring it home

It's our tradition to control
Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl
From the Ukraine to the Rhône, oh yeah
Sweet home über alles
Lord, I'm coming home
Come on, sugar daddy, bring me home